Enrique agreed and began developing what would now come to be known as "Synapse X", the latest and greatest most cutting edge jailbreak exploit on the market. Until one day an offer he could not refuse came, infamous Mexican cartel boss "El Chapo" contacted Enrique, he was interested in getting into the Roblox exploit business as well. But even then, the money was not enough for Enrique, his greed would slowly consume him. He was offered a deal either to work for them or be sentenced to death via gas chamber. It was then he was recruited to work in David BaszCUCKis "Anti-Roblox Terror Operation." Enrique quickly became Roblox's most effective white-hat hacker, he banned over 1500 "Pet Simulator" exploiters, which added an estimated 80 billion to the United States GDP. Fortunately for him though, his coding prowess was recognized by intelligence agencies like the CIA and the NSA. ![]() On March 7th 1998, his compound in napa valley was raided by ATF officers, and Enrique was arrested on suspicion of prohibited Roblox exploit distribution. ![]() Synapse X was created by a gay Latino man by the name of Enrique Sugardick, he began selling synapse Version 1 to the general public to fuel his coke habit and have sex with male prostitutes.
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